Over the years, I’ve earned a reputation for being pretty masculine. Whether I’m out on my ranch roping steer, getting into any number of fist fights at tapas restaurants, or lifting heavy weights instead of taking a Pilates class, people have come to expect a certain level of unkempt, alpha-male rawness to my behavior.
But, believe it or not…I’m actually kind of a softy.
I demonstrated this in earnest this past week on vacation as I read One Day by David Nicholls. A friend recommended it to me, and so, due to a strange, inexplicable fault in my personality, I was immediately suspicious of it. In my defense, the cover did little to alleviate my trepidation. It appears, as you can see here, to be aimed squarely at 13-year-old girls.
However, about three pages in, I was absolutely hooked. And I don’t mean normal person hooked here. I’m talking straight-up “book nerd on vacation” hooked, the kind of manic, borderline obsessive reading where you can simply do nothing but read because you absolutely have to know if these two charming Brits who don’t actually exist will ever get together.
David Nicholls’ voice, style, and Britishness are addictive. And the characters he’s created—particularly the two leads, charming Dexter and pretty, perpetually down-on-her-luck Emma—are so engaging that my emotions began to align with theirs in an unhealthy way. At one point, as I was lying on a beautiful beach sipping a Corona beside my wife in the middle of a weekday afternoon, I found myself feeling honest-to-God anxiety because Dexter’s mother was sick.
And the end…oh, for the love of God.
I think people who spoil endings should be put in minimum-security prisons, so I’m not going to do that. But, as I powered through the book’s final 75 pages, I actually had to take a deep breath and say to myself, “Listen. You are NOT going to cry on this airplane in front of a bunch of strangers. You are a man. Well, for the most part. Do you hear me?!”
So, if you’re in the mood for a heart-aching romance—and a really great book—I highly recommend One Day. The novel’s architecure, which you’ll pick up on pretty quickly, is a little gimmicky, but the writing, characters, pacing, tone, and intelligence are so great, you’ll be too busy enjoying yourself to even care.
God Save The Queen.